The Dictatorship of Nation of Valkia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Boris Mazur with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.523 billion Valkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nena. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Valkian economy, worth 409 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,040 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Valkian Navy, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation of Valkia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nation of Valkia is ranked 136,266^th in the world and 5,641^st in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 65.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.